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1. Personnel Information
Name: ALEX A. Call Sign: MOOCOW Rank: PFC Serial#: 2-137-834(BRANDED ON MY COW ASS) Origin: SCOTTISH COUNTRYSIDE Height: AS TALL AS AN AVERAGE COW Age: TO STUPID TO KNOW, 28 IN COW YEARS I THINK? Hair Color: WHITE WITH BLACK SPOTS Eyes: BLUE Body Marks: BESIDES THE BRAND ON MY ASS, I HAVE MANY SCARS FROM BARB WIRE, WHERE I ESCAPED ON NUMEROUS OCCASION'S.
USUALLY HAVE GRASS HANGING FROM MY MOUTH ALSO.
11. Psychological Profile
OBSESSIVE: HEARD OF MAD COW DISEASE!!!!
DESTRUCTIVE: NOT A FIELD I HAVENT GRAZED! EXCESSIVE FORCE: DONT MAKE ME SIT ON YOU!!! COW HUMP!! DEPENDABLE: EVER HEARD OF THE SAYING, "TILL THE COWS COME HOME"!!! SENSITIVE: COWS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!
FAVORITE SAYING: "DONT STEP IN THE BULLSHIT
111. Stats & Special Abilities Kill Stats: Over 500 fields grazed!!!
Raging Bull attack (assault)
Eating and Shiting
Milk & Meat production( ABILITY TO FEED LARGE INFANTRY AT ANY TIME)
1v. Weapons Of Choice
Primary: HK-PDW
Enfield
MOOFRAG
COW PATTY
Thompson(WW2)
Secondary: .50 mag
Red Hawk .44
Colt(WW2)
v. Campaign History "If we told you, we would have to eat you!!"
Others: Classified
Last known Location: Sod Farms of central Florida
STATUS:
ACTIVE